They must be government workers. 8 guys standing around and 2 guys doing the hitching up. Someone get them some shovels to lean on!

any tips on getting more performance out of a rental in Bermuda?

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your scoot. You’re lucky that ridin the clutch on your two stroke sorority- mobile didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Im REALLY thinking about switching away from apple for my next phone. They don’t last for shit! A phone should last for 5 years in theory!! I remember having the same Motorola Razor flip phone for 3 years when I was younger. The phone industry is a f-ing scam.

I didn’t even read the description before hitting the CP button.

Shit, I’m sorry. I try to be better about being inclusive to all genders for this stuff, but, you’re right, in the traditional sense of intercourse, this would be tricky. Let’s say you can just pleasure the pumpkin any way you choose, as long as it’s sufficiently uncomfortable to be doing to a pumpkin in public.

Wow they’re both hideous.

At $2500 I’d still be on the NP/CP fence.

Being able to adjust your timing while drivng is a great feature few ever consider when shopping for vehicles.

This is spot on. Jets, RVs, Vans, Boats, some offices all have that fake gold trim aesthetic. Stay classy middle age white dudes.

“Everything looks to be in excellent shape and even includes an aftermarket stereo that let’s you connect your vintage iPod or iPhone to it via a wire in the glovebox. Remember when people were doing that?”

Quickly running the numbers thru KBB it spits out $1200 for value.

My attempt at a purely Canadian immersive comment experience has been utterly thwarted.

Scene: A Pep Boys.

This Smart Car Tank is the winner.

21 year old performance car with 5 owners. Do not want. This car was new when Waterworld was playing in theaters.

In profile it looks like a Crown Victoria. I wouldn’t pay 8 grand for a car that looks like a Crown Victoria.

You forgot “X”

Toyota Funcamry Dentbeige.

Toyota Funcamry.