My first true love in highschool was a black on black ‘87 ConQuest TSi. My second love was a red on black ‘88 ConQuest TSi. This could be $52,000, my heart still wouldn’t let me vote anything but NP.
Yeah, this one has a busted airdam, a weird panel gap issue around the driver headlight, it’s missing the factory…

Almost bought one new in 2004. Came down to that and an RX-8. Called the insurance company and they quoted the R32 $150 more every six months so went with the Mazda. Unfortunately the Mazda depreciated faster than a S class Mercedes and then the engine quit at 100k.

I’m serious, Bob. Powdered rhino horn. Goddamn thing was THIS LONG! Dorothy couldn’t handle it, I had to call a couple hookers.

Irrational NP

Ford misspelled Excrement. That’s what came standard with the Mustang #2.

“ inline six. Behind that is a six-speed stick.”

#NotMyBumblebee

fucking great.
Just when people stopped casually telling me about their relatives dying on motorcycles, throwing sodas on me on the highway (seriously what the fuck lady) and revving, then flooring it when next to me... this shit.

Thanks guys.
Thanks, when I get into work I might as well get a face tattoo.
Of a dick. with…

Wow, thanks for the share guys!! I’m the owner of the site. Zack’s car is a huge fan favorite and really something to see in person. The car is currently on display at The Chicago Auto Show in the North Hall by VW. We also have a Nismo R32 GTR and a restored Rx7 here at the show. -Mike

Nothing beats this one.

riding the throttle right up to stop signs, and booting it again as soon as a light goes green

Actually, I live in a particularly snooty part of Chicago whose neighborhood committee (which I am NOT a member of) would never so much as allow a Jamba Juice regional manager within three miles of our newly-landmarked neighborhood.

Germany’s rollover safety testing is a joke.

It's time to upgrade your mic. It looks like a robot took a dump on your chest.

Those 10% who voted crack pipe yesterday, defend your actions, or go seek medical help.

*throws money at screen*

Is it more exciting than being in a medically induced coma?

Is the Avalon still the best Buick out there?

Do the wipers have a setting for “Mists of Avalon”?