So after $7000 in upgrades to a $7500 car, you could sell it for ten grand!

I saw a build thread of a first gen Festiva with a Duratec-V6 swap that was pretty good.

This. I’d ditch the exhaust tips for a couple turndowns short of the bumper, and that white shifter ball would be replaced with something nondescript. Maximum sleeper-age!

900 bucks for a French lawn ornament? Nah. Not when I can get this one for less then a $100.

funny that these look so much like grenades as that is what this thing is, a grenade waiting for someone to throw themselves on it and have their wallet explode into confetti, this is a $900 down payment on a very expensive bill that will likely include divorce (if married) and end in insanity, maybe if it were an SM…

This is not only Crack Pipe, it’s morally depraved.

Whoa...you give him shit about liking the HD and you drink Corona?

I don’t trust the mechanical engineering capability of some of the people who graduated in my class with a degree in Mechanical Engineering.

This photo is of the driver going back in the street to see what small bump in the road just tore off his oil pan.

It’s actually EVEN MORE awesome, in that it actually induces a sense of awe. Granted, it’s awe at the deliberate creation of utter hideousness - but it’s awe nonetheless.

Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

I hate oil spots on my driveway. CP

incidentally, that was the most excitement anyone ever had driving a 1996 corolla

At least he died doing what he loved.

This is why we need manual transmissions.

This Tracker would make someone a great Sidekick.