Alternate Headline: “Drivers With Incredibly Poor Skills Unable to Hit Dumbass on Scooter”. 

He was very old and not very connected to reality so his penchant for nostril-probing was a running joke, and once I moved up on the auto-parts delivery hierarchy we made a rookie share the truck with him. It was a rite of passage.

During my college years, I worked second shift delivering auto parts. The first shift guy used to pick his nose and wipe boogers under the front seat cushion. I once looked under there to figure out what the “lumpy” stuff was stuck to the vinyl. I was unpleasantly surprised when someone told me he was a chronic…

I thought my oils were conditioning the leather. That’s why I always eat a pork chop while driving. 

I wouldn’t be prone to start comparing HP numbers, seeing as the German cars always seem to have their stated engine HP at the rear wheels and often put out 15-20% more flywheel HP than advertised, while domestics tend to deliver the rated HP.

Arriving to a Jalop forum with actual information: Unexpected.

I might be Russian to conclusions; but I assume soviet build quality contributed to the level of damage.

Now I just drive cars I don’t care about. This allows me to disassociate from the erosion of my vehicles but still allows me to live in a place where the weather is typically miserable a majority of the year!

It was just word play.

Rust is the worst thing. I’ve lost many of my 4-wheeled friends to rust. It is the devil. 

That’s a case-study in Word Economy!!

Living in the Rust Belt makes me sad. Seeing perfectly functional cars immolated to the Gods of Iron makes me sad. This is sad.

It’s not a question of whether or not he’ll sue, but will he win. 

Except the devil; he’s into advocates.

Sounds like something I’d be into. 

And we don’t even get a lot of scorn on Social Media or SNL. We’re just kinda out here watching the world burn I guess. 

Exactumundo.

This is why I’m going to start my own business harvesting seaweed from the Gowanus Canal and reselling it as Locally-Sourced, Hydroponic Kale. No bureaucracy!!

You should hear the stories that come out of the financial services industry! I know a bunch of people in that business, and those companies give zero f*cks about anything except assets under management. The best people there will Gordon Gekko you right out of your last nickel. Their compliance groups are only there…

It’s worse than that: It’s an industry-wide issue. Between GMs ignition cylinder defect killing over 100 people to VWs “diesel cheat” there is no indication that the behavior will ever change.