It sounds utopian!

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You’re a self-loathing masochist?

It’s like the Mathematical bridge in England, except it’s mobile.

It’s not that I forgot it, but more that I could have went on for several paragraphs, describing the folly of David’s vehicle-selection, but tried to be concise as to not come across as a raving lunatic. I don’t want anyone to find out.

I like the never-used, really tall jack, in very loud colors, often found obnoxiously affixed that gives maximum off-the-grid cred.

But you’ll get an esteem-building thumbs up from your fellow douchebros. #lifesgood

I only see glorious Jeep Wagoneer. The rest of that picture is a meaningless blur. @me SUV haters!!!

A pressure-treated 2x6 makes a great bumper, or a great cross-member, in a pinch. 

Well, the speedometer doesn’t work on any of his cars so.....

Is this for his sanity or ours?

He would use that money to buy 13, $200 XJs. 

Just imagine how miserable it must be to accept the fact that you will spend at least 20 days every winter, every MICHIGAN winter, lying on the ground repairing rust-covered, leaky, crap with the cheapest parts you can buy, only to save a non-collectible car, that is far beyond safe or repairable, from going to the…

Literally, floors made of wooden boards, which is apropos here. 

“Maybe” is a stretch. 

Compared to your fleet, the cars from Roadkill look like something from Leno’s garage. 

Wait, does anyone need a brodozer?

I bet Wells Fargo has some ethics handbook that outlines their expectations of employees, their commitment to being an upstanding member of the community and the fair and honest treatment of their clients. They likely have vision/mission statements that are in some prominently-placed signage in each property, and Core…

Dumping the I6?? Sacrilege!! ! As I’ve been told many times by insecure owners of I6-powered American classics “It has stump-pulling amounts of torque” and “will go a million miles with almost no maintenance” and “has power potential beyond those finicky V8s”.

Sometimes mistaken for the closely related “motor”.