lebaronjames
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GM: Puts every known technological advancement available for the IC engine into a big 4 banger that will likely sell in low-volumes in a full-sized truck, continues to employ cutting edge pushrod technology in their widely-used V8s. Okay.

The Kia K900: Inspired by the People who Brought you MoviePass. 

Large institutions commonly do things that are in the customer’s best interests. They put it right there in their mission statements. 

I have no use for a vehicle like this, however, I applaud Ford for continuing to produce it. 

Is it weird that I kinda like it? 

LOL! No they do not!! They have opinions about cars, not knowledge of cars. 

Those things came with the wrong wheels. CP. 

1:10, each way, every day? That’s gonna be a “no” for me dawg. 

There was a time not so long ago that I wanted to visit Oregon, and Portland in particular. Now I fear it. 

How is that street-legal????

I never drove one so I have no point of reference. I think the first Z I drove was a 280, and that was probably a carbureted model from the early 80s. I loved the smoothness and linear power-curve of that I6 and every other Japanese I6 I drove. Even those Toyota Cressidas had very refined powertrains. 

We always laugh when we see a car with a Florida, Alabama, etc. . . licence plate in a ditch during a snowstorm here, but the funny part is that people from snowy states make fun of others from slightly-less snowy states for not getting as much snow. I didn’t know misery was a contest!

The Oatmeal is fire!

And I drive a big block Camaro with slicks!

It wasn’t so long ago that the automotive purists bemoaned the popularity of the vanilla-inspired Camry, now people are nervous that it may be replaced by the pumpkin-spice inspired RAV4.

Insert the “You call that snow? I’m from Bumblefuck, Montdakota and we get 33 feet of snow a day, 300 days a year and I’ve never seen an accident!” comment here.

Isn’t that how the NYC traffic map always looks? Or do the lines turn black when it gets REALLY bad?

I was driving between Mt St Helens and Mt Rainier recently and it was like Appalachia. As was some of the drive to Lake Cushman. Then you get to Olympia and it’s like a zombie apocalypse, except the zombies are meth-heads that have basically taken over the city center. 

This video is in.............sane!! I don’t even know what’s happening or what those f*cktards are fighting about. The musical score is perfect tho.

That offset shifter and fat gas pedal were the pinnacle of driving engagement!