Brodozer? More like Nodozer! Amirite??!!

I’m envious of anyone who is allowed to have a bunch of broken bikes in the garage: My wife would kick me out.

Star for expert humble brag.

This 3000 is the most Jalop thing ever. Cheap, broken, hard to repair, a notoriously glitchy vehicle, will end up costing more in repairs than it will ever be worth, an undesirable iteration of the model and 5M equipped. NP!

“Fast and Furious; Tokyo Donut”. I’m into it.

1-888-karsforkids donate your car today!!🎼

Wish I could give more than 1 star. I may put this on a t-shirt tho.

Well, the one guy would have pizzas in the car and a dorky delivery hat, so....

Rangers with Ford’s “splash” graphics made me use drugs tho.

Alert the weather channel; It’s a douchicane!!!

Yep and Pintos got mad FPG (fireballs per gallon). Actually, those cars were so bad that I’m surprised you drove it enough miles to calculate the MPG.

‘88 Blazers were pretty sic tho.

I’d go to town on that phat booty; NP!

That is my experience with any GM truck before about 2000. They develop a bunch of rattles and squeaks and accessory failures at a young age, but they are stone simple to fix and will happily leak and rattle for 25 years. My ‘91 Suburban (350 TBI/700R4) was a dream. That thing did 225k miles like nothing. If not for…

As did my friend’s early 80s, 229 V6 Chevy-powered Monte Carlo. I mean, it was blue beneath the 7" thick layer of oil and dirt that encased it. What a leaky pile of slow sad garbage that thing was. The day it died was the only day any of us liked that thing.

The early 80s were weird. There were a few of these “sub 5 liter” engines being made, and some V6s that were awful V8s with cylinders lopped off (I’m looking at you, 229 Chevy). Everything had ECM controlled carburetors, tiny cams, no compression and leaked oil heinously. I think 80-84 is about the worst 4 year era…

225, sadly a big number (hp per CI anyhow) for the day.

Easier to undo Mother Nature than it is human nature. Most times.

17 mpg sounds fantastic for a seventies V8. My 98 Suburban only got 15.....

Still a sweet ride tho.