However, not seeing Fast and Furious is the best way to see Fast and Furious.

Yer thinking about this too deeply and maybe coming up with well-formulated ideas. You gotta just say something simple and loud, (no more than 8 words, none of them containing more than 2 syllables) then utter that statement repeatedly. That’s the new American ingenuity.

How dare you assume his species!!

First gear. Finally! I have a solid argument for buying a Chrysler 200 over a Camry! 

The $10K isn’t bad until I consider that it will immolate into orange dust after 3 winters in Chicago and would be a really crappy summer driver, what with its lack of any single amenity. 

Came here for this comment; leaving satisfied.

I have a ‘78 Lincoln Mark V. Black on black with a black landau vinyl top. I clean it more than I drive it, and at over 20’ long it’s never a quick detailing job. Never again.

That snake looked “charged up”

Maybe it’s a UK rev box.

There are 100,000,000 “shared” bikes, scooters, etc.... littering San Diego. It’s like a 2 wheeled junkyard.

That scooter looks like it may actually be operational to some extent. Remove one wheel and replace the stem with a broom stick and it’s readt to join Tracy’s stable of misfit rust.

I guess they didn’t learn their lesson after Hemorrhaging money to save another crumbling entity in Jaguar/Aston Martin/Land-rover.

$3300 seems a tad high for a terrible little penalty box, but it is just unique enough that I’d be in. + 100 kewl points for manual trans.

Those things vex me; I love the looks and the feel of them, but my fear of never-ending calamity keeps me from buying one.

Those “cod-piece” Acura’s were the worst. I still love the older TL, but that redesign was an atrocity.

Any 70s, 2 door, Lincoln, Cougar or Thunderbird. They were models of inefficiency; large, thirsty and powerless engines, huge curb-weights, and small back seats(for 18 foot long cars). They could also be garish, with cheesy landau tops, acres of vinyl and velour and awkwardly-applied appearance packages (like the…

You’ve obviously never had your porcelain ferret collection stolen..... #neverforget

Marrying the right woman (or staying single) is probably a good first step toward owning your own garage mahal.

Would this be like when Ford bought Great Britain’s most fabulous ruin; Jaguar?

It is. But just for Jalopnik_twitter.