They only sell brown Volvos and Subarus. Open an options brochure in that showroom and the non-brown color choices are crossed out. It’s a veritable brown-out!

Diesels run so much better with electric ignition. +100 upgrade!

CP, because I’m not going to be complicit in separating a Jalop from his trusty, brown Jalopscot.

Perfect for hauling all that two-buck chuck home from Trader Joe’s; NP.

Or would it leave you “capitated”?

Or one of those three-wheeled goofball Can-Ams or Slingshots. For those who are “balance-impaired”

Suburban life wrapped up on one paragraph; well done.

Kind mad like when I pass by a reflective storefront window and see my side-physique. “Shit! Never let me see myself in this fat-shaming, fun-house reality mirror again!”

“...a big ol’ hairy ball to drive.” it’s also ugly like a hairy ball. And 118k makes it a worn out hairy ball that needs testi-plasti; CP.

So a 75% hp increase? Not bad when you think about it that way?

I don’t know if a Z28 302 block is worth $5,000. And I’m too lazy to do any research so....

True that

3rd gen, 4 cylinder Camaro is a great way to get a cheap Camaro for a V8 swap; otherwise has no purpose except to dole out misery in abundance.

Would be NP if originality of engine can be verified and body fit is better than pictured (somehow). But with interior filthier than a casting couch and a bunch of potentially expensive unknowns, this is like a $10,000 car. CP.

For $12,500 I’d be Driving Under the Influence of awesomeness! NP

Hmmm. I’m thinking snow tire at best. I think the chains would get caught up in the swing arm. That fact that we’re pondering it is somewhat twisted.

That Charger was actually one of my favorite cars pictured. Full of possibilities and still one of the best looking cars, even with potpourri color scheme.

You’re supposed to forget how shitty these were and just imagine how glorious it would be to own one because; cheap. And because “nostalgia > reality”.

Turtle van

Hmmmm. Not the subject of the picture but I like it. Malaise goodness!