Yep. I use mine ocassionally, in that rare event where I park on an incline (okay, my favorite liquor store has a steep lot so not that infrequently) and I use it there. Want it to work when I need it.

I like Cobra Jet, even though it doesn’t make sense. It sounds scary so that’s pretty awesome.

But I live in Chicago, where it’s all flat and shit. Why I gotta do extra steps? If I wanted to do more stuff I’d drive a car with a super-confusing manually-operated gear shifter.

Fifth Gear; I’m offended by this study! I spend hours a day driving and I haven’t noticed any negative effects on my intill... entell... untelle..... smartness.

It was also engineered to have a feature where it spread democracy and crushed tyranny around the globe! Murcia.

This car has all the creature comforts, performance and style of an 80s Soviet taxi; I love those! NP!

He might be good, but even the greatest couldn’t have made yesterday’s 24 hours of Brickyard interesting. That was the worst motor sports event I’ve ever watched.

*moves eyes back and forth rapidly, gets dizzy. Crashes.

When he saw the cop he took a super doodie on himself

Excellent article! This is exactly how I assume high-end European automotive ownership experiences go. It is an ignorant assumption, being that I have never owned one of these awesome yet highly temperamental vehicles.

Star for excellent use of “handle” when referring to liquid volumes.

It has leather power windows? Enuff said! NP!

He really should get a Mustang. He could combine his favorite hobbies of power-oversteer and vehicular homocide.

Well, to be fair, he was referring to the 10 and 2 on a digital clock.

Steal one, strip it; sell the parts to some disillusioned masochist on eBay. Only way to make one of these profitable

Weird that Dodge can make a 24' long truck turn but the Challenger and Charger can only go in a straight line.

Driving a Tacoma or driving through Tacoma; which is more likely to get you laid?

Remember when they changed the tail-light design like 5 years ago? That was awesome.

She sounds fun. And like a person who will make some man very miserable one day; the goal of all women, really.

3 lug nuts, 2 horsepower, 0 doors: 1 CP