Totally disagree. To me, I don't need 150,000 lbs of payload and towing capacity. For what I would do with it, a V-6 is plenty. I would take a six over an eight. I grew up with full size pickups having a v-6 and they seemed wholly adequate for the job at hand back then. Couldn't tow a backhoe but how many people…

I hope her pants catch on fire.

As Cynthia’s better half, let me add on that we did say that we would go to another VW. And when we called that other VW, they also told us no test drives. No VW dealership within 30 miles of us will let people test drive the Golf R.

However, I test drove a Focus ST instead, and that’s what I’m getting myself. She’s…

"...if BuzzFeed's constitutional cynicism were a body of water you could drop the fucking Burj Khalifa into it and be a breeze of dust motes on the far side of the universe before it hit bottom."

So...

There he is! Jesus that was like an I Spy book for me.

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not…

I don’t throw the word ‘hero’ around lightly, but you sir, are a true American Hero. A hero of not reading things, and then telling us you didn’t.

Primanti’s sandwich for reference:

I have 2............................

Putting the suspension from the Citation and the Iron Puke in this:

Woman driver...........if you get my drift.

That sounds wonderfully reasonable - Crowd-sourced donations for sick Chirens (I live in the south) with the benefit of cool entertaining stories for all of us in the middle.

Yes, very reasonable. The problem is that he is going to need something for his (substantial) time. Having him take sick children on rides is brilliant though.

I'm down.

A new OM934 "BlueTech 6" 5.1-liter four-cylinder diesel

I died laughing the first time I saw it.

This must be how he added oil.

No wait, I am Ben Affleck. I get confused sometimes.