This is why I learned to shoot, fly a plane and ride a motorcycle. I don't need these skills very often, but when the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm gonna bloody well be prepared!!

That gif is amazing. I'm saving that one for sure.

+1 For jag. I've always wanted an XJ (Early-Mid 90s preferably) and Now I want one even more... Mid 90s XJ6 with a blown/not running engine (Shouldn't be too hard to find one with some electrical infidelity) and pop a nice aluminum LSx in there, a T56 with a nice, soft clutch and then have a wonderful grand-tourer.

You would too if you just smoked that much tire.....

Ford GT's headlight is the number 100 in celebration of Ford Motor Company's centennial anniversary. http://jalopnik.com/5249176/the-fo…

Frenchman: Why do you 'ate my country?

Filling in, as in standing in for the five minute rewrite death scene, or finishing the original script to completion?

Look... me and the McBMW's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they got the Tri-Color M, mine is the Tri-Color N. They got the M3, I got the N3. We both got four all-season tires, special performance, steering wheel, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

Come on, Danica, I thought you liked jokes.

Is it wrong I'm more excited for the 2.3L Ecoboost than I am the 5.0L?

The only thing that's running through my screwed up head.

That is hilarious! I need to get a life.

Actually that's just how the Dutch / Fins / Norwegians / Swedes talk.

Hey, old friend! Is it really yew?

Pun threads are really very poplar.

Yes, I like wood.

The Fiat/Lancia TwinCam.

I've been in situations like that on the 405, but never traded paint, got close once or twice... but it was typically because someone decided a Zipper worked two teeth to one... which isn't how it's supposed to go....

I was laughing at the video cap before I even hit play.