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If you can't afford a driver who opens your door, and looks for puddles, then you have to settle for this.

Oh no you didn't...

So do you take the rear wing off?

Car stereo was booming (literally) at that point in time. A lot of great innovations happened in the 90s.

What's the problem??

The Mother-in-law.

Every time I've seen DeNiro here in CT (4-5 times), he's been in one of these.

Stew Leonard's? Were the king crab legs still on sale? If so, were they jumbo or regular sized?

I would have told him he has to drive it off of the flatbed. And I wouldn't have lowered the flatbed.

Oh come on.

To Lazio. From the States.

This. My cousin imported his 1987 Chevy Silverado 4x4. He said the stares he gets are unreal. He imported his Harley as well.

Alright, so here's the pitch:

I got 110,000 out of the tranny. Timing chain snapped at 80k. Chrysler offered me a new motor, but they were on back order. They rebuilt the motor after I declined to wait.

I used to have a heart of stone.

Goombah? Really?

Only a drunk or a two year old would say that. Hilarious.

My wife is emotional. Nothing good comes from it.

Why do the replies repeat themselves? Is it a problem with my browser (chrome)?