It's like Idiocracy. Just like Idiocracy.

As another white kid who grew up in Connecticut, I resemble this remark. Or resent it. I'm not sure which.

I'm...with envy.

I know a girl like that.

It leaves a trail of tears wherever it is seen.

Why am I gray? I've been on Jalopnik since Mike Spinelli days, and then Ray Wert. What's the deal?

I think Hyundai will face even more problems in the future if they continue to weasel out of their warranties, and they continue to avoid confronting the sludge problems they have with their 2.0 GDI engine.

I think it was the dude in the blue jacket. Not the sweatshirt guy.

I feel better already.

I love semantics.

Scap Automotive (Jeep) in Fairfield, Connecticut has provided us with many great sales experiences, and on top of that, they have always treated people we recommended to them like royalty. They go out of their way to handle any issues that come up, even after the warranty expires (I normally get rid of a Jeep before…

Why shoot down a passenger plane? Animals. Fucking animals.

I would say, in general, they have knowledgeable idiots around here. Graverobber usually knows his shit.

You're welcome.

Ah, figa, when used like that, refers to a certain part of the female anatomy. Piano, used like that means slow, take it easy.

That's great. I'm glad they caught them. I would have loved to have seen them beat the piss out of them with tire irons.

Like a big booty hoe, it's gorgeous from behind. Ray would dragon the shit out of this.

Mercedes has bluetec, and Buick still has bluehairdye

Oh, the Nimbus? I fucked it.

I just wanna go fast.