How much for the blue pickup in the back?

The conversation that should have taken place:

Sheik: I need something to handle my package.

What can brown do for you?

To most people a wagon is like a fruit trifle with meat.

And post them on my Kinja blog?

Merkel: So you plug it in?

How did the 3 star not make the list?

I still love how Graverobber went from a commenter to a writer/contributor.

My condolences.

Yeah- don't you have the black Volvo now?

I would hardly say awesome. You're neglecting the mid-range and highs. You'll need crossovers as well. So many components are missing. Many factory "systems" get loud, but the distortion is disgusting.

$3500 for in-car entertainment?

The Baked Alaska or Bombe Alaska was invented at Delmonico's in New York.

Why the hell don't my remarks show up?

That would flip me out if that was my vehicle. Good job setting up the dyno, clowns.

And you as well sir.

How are you?

A symphony of awesome.

I have a Hooniverse account under theonlycannoli