GoldenEye is not an excellent game. Go replay it and have your nostalgia bored out of your skull.

Man, resetting the comments is something that should've been done a long time ago. Would read a comment, start typing out "YOU'RE WRONG AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD" then realize the comment is like 8 months old.

I know how you feel, I tried masturbating once but I couldn't find any instructions.

The right way of sitting is in a way that is healthy and comfortable.

"My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard."

Some stats from the indie part of the survey. My thoughts in italics.

Do you see that little dot right there on the horizon? That one that's so small you can barely see it? That's a ship. It's already sailed.

I think what surprises me most is how much it's selling based on its price. Thirty bucks is a lot of scratch for a game, so that means most people are buying it because they genuinely want to play it. If the price were lower, you could write off its apparent popularity as curiosity, since a cheaper price point would…

This is just embarrassing. The only logical reason they would do this is to make the other versions look better, which doesn't exactly speak highly of the Next-Gen consoles capabilities. Way to make the PC community hate and distrust you, Ubisoft!

not to mention the constant idiocy of people not knowing jack shit about Unity. YOU DO NOT PLAY AS ANY CHARACTER OTHER THAN ARNO. The appearance of the other assassins is randomized. The player will NEVER play as a character other than Arno. The other people in your game? They see themselves as Arno too, and YOU…

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends~!

What? Last I checked, females can have children. In fact, they're pretty much integral to the process.

Butt animations, you say?

Guys.

I just can't..

Haha, it was just a random price I imagined - don't take it so seriously :)