Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

They won’t be back, though. Matt Ryan, against all odds, was an elite quarterback for a little while until the Patriots solved the riddle. Next season he’ll come crashing back down to Earth and won’t have anywhere near the same success he had this season and he’ll lose the division, while the Patriots will win the AFC…

Second Super Bowl in a row the Pats have won because some dummy passed when he should’ve run.

I live in a random ass country (Canada). 

Bernie would’ve won.

Who the fuck, who is reasonable, cares about a player being “obnoxious”?

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Nerd alert.

This is the cover of the latest Der Spiegel. OMFG

That’s all true, but on the other hand, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the finals.

How ‘bout Ken Starr, of Clinton-Lewinsky-investigation-for-“morality” fame, as the president during this entire travesty? He just got to take a new job and move on with his life.

The Baylor football program, police department, and any boosters aware of this need to be drowned in a deep lake.

If we’re able to nominate comments to be moderated out of the conversation, I vote for tooshyman’s comment. Further, I’d be okay if something heavy fell on Tooshyman.

Soundly?

They better get cash up front.

Considering that we’re about to get a new president who is going to be committing treason on day 1 of his presidency, and the majority of a Congress that is selling this country down the river, yes, Manning’s sentence was excessive.

Let’s meditate, pray, whatever your spiritual practice over these 5 months. Don’t forget her jailers HATE her and have done almost anything to get her to give up on life. The time after commutation can be very delicate and dangerous for imprisoned people. Hang in there, Chelsea!

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Don’t worry. He’s gonna replace the ACA. Right away. Just don’t ask him with what. Even three years after he repeals it and keeps claiming he has a plan to replace it right away, don’t bother asking him what the plan is. When he claims he did replace it, don’t bother asking what he replaced it with. when he claims…

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”