Just land it right on the button.

Tell her that tonight you’re “going to let her skip at the bonspiel”. You can thank me later...

I don’t really know what I just saw, but my (Canadian) wife told me that she just started ovulating.

Are you insane? The market for him is going to be in like the 4th-5th round range. The Cowboys have absolutely no interest in paying Romo’s massive contract and corresponding even larger cap hit, and the teams that are interested in him know that and know they’ll end up releasing him if there’s no successful trade.…

Some girls can do the job better. That’s a threat certain men can’t handle and use tactics like these to gain social heiarchy.

She’s way ahead of where I was at 26.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

Offsetting that: Annette Bening reportedly called Warren afterwards, warned him to stop talking about it, and requested that he get home before anything worse happened.

Yeah, I thought the Lala Land producers handled it with exceptional grace. They took it on themselves to announce that they hadn’t won, quickly got out the message that Moonlight had won, and tried to reassure the Moonlight team that this was all real and they should get up on stage. Like that’s a lot of crazy in…

Yeah, I don’t see how else they could have handled it. I mean, I wanted Moonlight to win, but the La La Land people made the kind of movie they want to make and did a good job of it by all accounts, and I’m not going to wish ill on them just because it’s not my cup of tea. I’m sure they’re mostly nice people who…

Yeah, I agree. It seemed like he was trying to make it right as quickly and clearly as possible.

Well said.

This is so deliciously good.

I’m not worried about the number of nukes (100 can kill us all off). START was predicated on the understanding that sane, sensible people will equally reduce their arsenals, and that sane, sensible people would safeguard them. START was important, not because of the reduction, but because of the intent behind it. It…

Hockey didn’t work in Phoenix, who could have predicted that?

It’s hard to imagine Arizona without hockey. Next thing you know, they’re going to get rid of Louisiana’s curling team. Are none of our sacred institutions safe anymore? 

Goddamn. That is some “Shawshank Redemption” level shit right there.

You never stopped believing in yourself. That’s the main thing.

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

They won’t be back, though. Matt Ryan, against all odds, was an elite quarterback for a little while until the Patriots solved the riddle. Next season he’ll come crashing back down to Earth and won’t have anywhere near the same success he had this season and he’ll lose the division, while the Patriots will win the AFC…