Imagine all the people...

I mean, they retired it because Trump lost and was no longer president and therefore they could finally get Garrison back, less so than "it didn't work".

Garrison Trump was hilarious.

There’s good lizard-brain entertainment, there’s harmless time-wasters, and there’s pointless ineptitude.  This is clearly the latter, so I appreciate the heads-up.

We’re always told to shoot for the Moon. But what happens when the Moon
[DUN-DUN]
shoots
[DUN-DUN]
for US?

Anyway, this sounds a lot less fun than an adaptation of Neal Stephenson’s batshit scifi novel Seveneves, which has the all-time classic opening line hook: ‘The moon blew up suddenly and without warning.’

Yeah, I thought it was great. I was admittedly a little bummed at first to see they wouldn’t be dunking on Trump directly. But man, I got so sick of that guy that I was happy to have the catharsis of indirectly ripping on him via Garrison, without ever hearing Trump’s name. It’s definitely what I needed, anyway.

“We’re going to fuck it to death” made me laugh every time.

“When they officially retired Mr. Garrison as a surrogate for Donald Trump, it was because they knew that the gag wasn’t working, and probably never really had been from the beginning.”

It’s roughly 216 minutes of content that you can think of as fitting in a much larger metaverse of Star Wars content that will encompass years.

I know you’re just repeating what the other website says, but you don’t have to repeat their mistake. It’s clearly not a Big Mac that’s shown in the photo. The Takeout posted an almost identical article yesterday, and it seems that neither author actually bothered to click the article they’re linking to.

You can’t be defamed by fiction.

It pretty clearly seems to being suggesting the exact opposite of what they claim it does.

that journal entry is really hard to fit into that narrative. 

Not that I ever need an excuse, but this is a good time to rewatch Sneakers. 

Solidarity with AV Club writers!

can we talk about this instead?

Simon Kinberg has always sucked. He broke in with Mr and Mrs Smith, which was not actually remotely good, but became famous due to the off-screen shenanegins of its leads.

If you think this is bad, wait until you see what happens when you accuse him of appearing in the motion picture Cats.

This site can only cover so many subjects. If they took the time to write Cobra Kai recaps, we might miss out on articles about Al from Home Improvement not selling NFTs.

“any of the endless ‘basically the Death Star’ threats”

Good thing Disney didn’t bring that dumb concept back, huh!