It's Barsanti though, he's more snark than man at this point.

Master Chief wears MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor, meaning that he’s ultimately protected by the... MPAA?

For this I will refer you to my comment on previous coverage:

In the very first sentence the article establishes that Marilyn Manson is in fact Brian Warner. Marilyn Manson is a fictional persona. Brian Warner allegedly committed these crimes. Therefore it is important to strip away the celebrity façade and reinforce the fact that it wasn’t an act.  It wasn’t part of a show. …

My first thought was that he’s done a good job explaining why this show sucks.

About what I expected, honestly. There was no way they’d be able to improve upon Cowboy Bebop without massively diverting from the original (because this wasn’t a show where isolated improvements would make a notable improvement), and the Netflix Suits would be terrified by making any notable changes from the original…

There’s basically no instance where animation can be transposed into live action. The closest you get is something like Speed Racer, which is a masterpiece, but clearly does not look or move or feel like anything else and is essentially a cartoon with human actors in it. Or you get Scooby Doo, which only works because…

If the pilot was so amazing, why did they crash? Huh? HUH?

this show is looking good from the start. i was engaged and entertained. at the end, i was scrubbing back and forth to look for who was wearing the pink chucks (i couldn’t find the person).

this was a fucking amazing pilot, with a superb cast in both timelines.

Of the many, many issues with the Hobbit movies, the one that really got me was that it doesn’t really work as a prequel to the Lord of the Rings. In fairness to Jackson, even Tolkien couldn’t resolve that conflict - at the Council of Elrond, Gandalf basically says, “I could’ve looked into the whole ‘Bilbo’s Ring of…

You’ve put the word “thrillogy” in my head, and I am not happy about it.

I’m a big Jeopardy fan, and a big Trebek fan... but I am a little uncomfortable with how incessant the show has been with references to Alex and his death.

Looks like he gained the COVID 19.

Travis Scott has encouraged exactly this sort of behavior at other shows, including specifically telling crowds to rush the stage, ignore staff and security, and in one famous case, jump off the balcony. He is a piece of shit and the fact that the AV Club seems intent on placing the blame on everyone but him is…

Travis Scott was not just the performer, it’s his festival. So it’s to be expected that he would be one of the parties held responsible for this in civil court.

Good question. Scott is the creator of this festival though (it’s named after one of his albums), so that might make him liable.

BREAKING: Constitutional originalists on the Supreme Court have blocked any spending on electricity upgrades, on the grounds that the Founding Fathers intended any Americans who wanted electricity to just fly a kite with a key attached to it.

Random strangers are supposed to risk being mauled to get her phone back, duh.  I mean, it's just their life and safety, but it's her _phone_!

bystanders watched her porcine predicament without offering any help whatsoever.