learningknight
learningKnight
learningknight

"Ah, Mr. Cosby, as your attorney, I encourage you to avoid words like 'rapier'"…

The fact that his reaction to being accused of sexual assault is to make some creepy-ass comment like that makes me think he's guilty AF. That kind of thinking is exactly the kind of bullshit rationalization a rapist would come up with.

Two pans? What difference does it make which pan it's in if they're both the same temp?

Let the DeNirofication begin!

It's a near-future dystopia. You mean a Kinja account

Dig him up! If you have any respect for Salvador Dali at all, you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove his daughter wrong! Dig him up and pull out his tongue!

The lyrics are cheesy and the synth sounds haven't aged well, but anyone who doesn't like the melody should take a Voight-Kampff test.

Remember when top 40 music had guitars in it?

Is that what the fuck was happening in Finnegans Wake?

You say that about everything!

Well, I think you're tasteless.

Cool story bro: Once when I was about 16 and visiting family in Tampa I was standing around a mall parking lot, bored, waiting for my dad to come out of the dollar store. At the time I had shoulder-length hair that I kept out of my face with a yellow bandana wrapped and tied like a headband.

The difference is the target of my self-deprecating comment was myself. Your snide remark "Was coming here to say it came across as tasteless…" isn't self-deprecating, it's attacking me. (See?) Please go bother somebody who actually deserves it. I don't know what bizarre axe you have to grind but it's not with me.

All my gimmick accounts… like tears in rain…

And here you are trying to score points by going after me for making an innocuous comment, which is grossest of all. All I said was it was very sad and I'm not going to make a joke about it. What offends you about that? I'm not looking for fake internet "credit", whatever that means. Maybe you should take a look at

Man, that's so sad, I'm not even going to make the obvious and asinine joke I came here to make…

Totally… now that I'm not as poor as I used to be I always like to tip 20%+, it's a tough, shit job and nobody's getting rich off it. Plus, if you're a regular someplace, do you really want to be known as "the stingy one"?

"Great food, decent service. Waiter had an ugly tattoo, 1 star."

I mean, you don't *have* to clean it…