Pro tip: That sounds hard, don't do any of that. Take a nap instead.

So much this.

Wow… well at least I didn't insult you and make personal attacks, sheesh.

Wow… remember when people could afford to retire?

The much more likely scenario is that they are all super gung-ho and are just itching for the chance to waste some skin-jobs on what is typically a boring job with constant drills, and so would have responded with way too much violence, instead of what was on display here.

Ha! I made you learn something! Sucker!

And you'd be wrong! Oh, wait… are these the kinds of beliefs I'm not supposed to challenge?

This sort of crazy yelling in the face of someone trying to have a reasonable discussion is a big part of what's wrong with this country.

An older Patton Oswalt? What a compliment!

Don't be fooled— there's way less cocaine and jizz than they're promising!

"Gwyneth Paltrow, the woman so white she literally married Cold Play."

"I'm not a racist, I just think a racist should lead our country!"

With global warming melting the glaciers, they'd better hope they can swim…

This planet is the worst. Let's let the bugs win.

It's possible, but I have a feeling it has to do a lot more with what I mentioned: that nobody had ever really heard about him, especially older voters, until the campaign was half over. I don't know exactly what you mean about him calling out Obama, but I doubt that had anything to do with it. And again, maybe…

I think this has been misread. If you look at the data, Sanders did really well with younger black voters but poorly with older black voters who made up the majority of the black electorate.

Even that is oversimplifying things. Sanders comes from VT, a rural white state if there ever was one (where he is very popular), and did very well with white voters. You'd be surprised how many "rural whites" are prepared to listen to a liberal message that actually advocates advancing their economic prospects.

But they did show up for Sanders, at least once the primary had been going on long enough for people to hear about who he was. I know a lot of Dems who stayed home because they just weren't excited about Hillary. If there's one thing this election has taught us, it's that people show up and vote when they're excited…

I disagree, censoring morally scandalous behavior and complaining about movie ratings not being strict enough is pretty classic conservative behavior.

Who the fuck are these people that see a cigarette in a movie and decide to file a lawsuit? I can only assume they're Trump voters.