I admit I'm baffled by this comment. Is your friend a cheeto with huge boobs?

Excuse me… I think I got something in my eye.

Yeah I always hear people mentioning that there's negative comments… but fuck that noise, I sort by "best" ;-)

Good thing TV never glorifies guns!

This is totally tangential to this post, but I just wanted to say, thank you, AV Clubbers, for being one of the only bastions of compassionate sanity on the entire internet. It might sound lame but it really helps me cope with all this horrible bullshit.

I see where you're coming from. I actually like how each Alien movie was different in tone and feel from the one previously… made it feel less like a retread and more fresh, while expanding the universe. I also really dug the Dark Horse comics from the 90s…

I want to upvote your for fixing the quote and including the sweet comeback, but I want to downvote your for not liking one of the best sci-fi movies ever.

People in their 30s can write memoirs now? What's next, middle school kids reflecting on the successes and failures of their elementary years?

#YallLivesMatter

Isn't that how all D&D games end?

I'm not sure if that's who Mos Def was referring to when he derided "fucking millionaires, grunting on records" but he's who I always think of.

I don't like bureaucrats. They're coarse and irritating and they get everywhere.

The Star Trek movies nooooooooo

I would definitely watch the sitcom spinoff about the one White Walker all the other White Walkers can't stand because he's just TOO DARN CHEERFUL!

If it kills commercials, then it's worth it.

Tommen would have to consent to that. He wouldn't.

Punish the perpetrators?

Oh you mean experience the emotion of empathy? I'm not holding my breath… :-/

America doesn't like its toxic biases straight up. We see some sexist rape dismissals, and wonder if we can't squeeze in some racist stereotyping too. Two awful tastes that taste awful together!

I have a feeling that this rock musician knows what it's like to get blackout drunk.