Don't worry— even if it sucks, they're just going to remake it 5 years anyway

Here in America that's called "maternity leave"

That's what you get for teaching her how to read.

Ok?

Is that a question?

To be fair, on my recent rewatch of TNG Worf does kick ass about 60% of the time and about 40% gets his own ass kicked. Someone should make a superclip of Worf trashing fools because it seems unfair that the superclip of him getting whaled on is so popular.

"If you’re a stoner or you’re drunk late on a Saturday night…" well we're reading the AV Club, aren't we?

He was an abolitionist before it was cool

If you say you like Gabriel, it's redundant to say you haven't seen much his standup.

So, it's not a sequel to Splash? Bummer.

Jesus is my copyeditor

And that's why they didn't let you become an astronaut. Well, one of the reasons.

And dissociative identity disorder as well. I see. My starting rate is 200 ghostbucks per hour, and in your case I'd recommend two sessions per week…

Was Emma Stone not available?

Superman has a really aggressive widow's peak going on there. I guess his superpowers don't protect against receding hairlines.

Seriously— even when nothing's happening, Ennio Morricone's score is playing…

Exactly

That's redundant.

Conflating the civilian police with the armed forces is one of the problems. Their jobs are very, very different, but a lot of people (many of them cops themselves, apparently) don't seem to understand that…

Huh, it's almost as if the police took somebody saying something they didn't like, made it into a conflict, and then continued to escalate that conflict despite the fact that the individual in question did nothing wrong.