Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

Hey, just because you have a passionate disagreement with someone doesn't mean you can't jerk each other off.

This is amazing.

How are these songs not jazz standards by now?

I think you mean this as a joke, but it just makes me want to give you a hug.

Bill Cosby, is that you?

You forgot this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I know this is supposed to be at Shia's expense, but when I watch this video, I feel like the victim.

She didn't even like her own spam. That's a bot with class.

Math people are always bad at English.

That's DOCTOR Van Halen to you…

I love how repeatedly punching a dinosaur in the face is referred to as "Machiavellian".

I refuse to believe that the man who wrote I Hate Myself and Want to Die would ever harm himself.

He lived long enough to see the release of the Entourage movie. That's all that matters.

I love this movie so much; it's a little rough around the edges but it more than makes up for it with it's character, atmosphere, and, as this article points out, socially relevant theme.

See this is why I love the AV Club, the comments start off the same as they would anywhere else, but end in that rich, existential despair that I find so fulfilling.

Trying to pick the worst Beatles songs is like trying to pick your least vital organs.

I will never understand why people like this guy's music. It's dull as can be and he can't sing worth a damn.

He sure could. There's this scene in DS9 where Jadzia is defending Worf, saying he's not as uptight as everyone thinks, and at that moment he strides stiffly up to the replicator and says "Prune juice, extra large." The stern, demanding way he delivers that line kills me every time.

It's Nevada, they're dicks about pot there.