The idea that successfully holding down a job and making rent entitles you to complete freedom from perceiving the unhappiness of others is so breathtakingly narcissistic.

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

It’s high, but superficial drama where everyone just makes bitchy comments and smug faces at each other, then kiss and make up at the end of the episode. The Gatorade canteen of wine helps things along. There’s an Ativan dispenser in the ladies’ room, too.

Well, it’s not a comfort thing at the shows, it’s a blocking thing. When you cross your legs in the front row at a runway show, your foot will get into the shot of all the photographers at the end of the runway. it’s a very narrow gap and people are asked to sit with both feet on the ground for a reason. Anna W…

Where the ratings are great, the plastic surgery is free, painless and with no recovery time whatsoever, and the wine flows from Gatorade canteens.

He's the bipolar kid who is getting his MFA at your college who asks too many questions in class, has weird final submissions, and also makes you worry about your safety.

It’s possible to be both mentally ill and a complete asshole, and not have the latter derive from the former.

Yeah, I always found his usually level of Kanye-ness refreshing despite how obnoxious he could be but at the moment he really seems like he’s spiralling.

Oh honey, I think it’s 150% time to go back on the Lexapro.

Kanye West has always been eccentric- to say the least- but the past week makes me genuinely wonder if he’s having a serious breakdown of some sort.

PSA: do not use tylenol or aspirin to OD, because if you survive you might need a new liver (tylenol) or be deaf (aspirin). Among other potentially life-ruining side effects.

Yeah, it’s not literally “wood chips” or ye olde TOXIC CHEMICALS. Cellulose is found in regular ‘ol green plants and it’s fiber.

I just recently learned that my wife will often take a huge bite (or multiple bites!) right out of a wedge of Parmesan cheese, then shred a little off the end to get rid of the tooth marks and cover up her shenanigans. Still working through my own feelings to figure out if this discovery makes me love her more, or if…

(and sing while you grate it, something my Mom used to make me do so I wouldn’t eat the cheese)

who knew wood pulp was so delicious?

Yeah, but that’s after you already have opened the clinic. How did he get the money to even open it? Just renting office space would take several thousand, furnishing it another several thousand, not to mention there is no way that an 18 year old would have the credit necessary to even obtain those things unless…

This kind of talk reminds me of the hyper religious folk I went to school with. With some of the holy roller groups there’s a lot of “ordaining” that happens with really young members without them going through any training or accredited education. There’s a guy still on my Facebook feed and his posts are split pretty…

Where did he get the money to do all of this? That clinic looks huge! That website looks legit! I wish he could have just used his love for medicine in a positive way by - say - getting a medical degree and actually being licensed to practice it.

Over Galentines Day brunch on Saturdays, my friends and I were discussing that if given the choice between having a body like Giselle and never eating anything delicious again, we would choose pizza every time.

I find it hard to believe that many people would assume that a 17-year old SUV design would be somehow safer than a 4-year old MPV. Anyone that’s been paying attention even a little bit knows the scale of safety advances that happened in that period.