TOUCH OF ASIAN BEAUTY IN THE FACE

I don’t really get this cause I was taught never to pluck from the top and have always gone from the bottom up.

She reminded me that I need to see a brow specialist though cause I don’t think I’m doing mine the right shape anyways

You would think that any reasonable, non-racist person would be able to make an exception for executive orders and/or other federal intervention where the enslavement of human beings is concerned. “States’ rights” my ass.

“Trump voters”... “nuance”

A: Who could follow our pretty darn perfect First Lady?

Isn’t it such a shame that our present First Lady could be followed up by this?

I drink coffee pretty often but sometimes it seriously fucks up my shit. Nervous, sweating, hyper, like an upper. I don’t know why that happens but I wanted to attest to the author’s sentiment lol.

Found the CIA interrogator ;)

the fuck kind of coffee are you drinking

You will get the autism for sure. No doubt about it. My homeopath told me so. Zika and general sluttiness are 50/50, but bear in mind that some people sensitive to the vaccine will react by becoming zika-sluts. In rare cases, autistic zika-sluts were reported.

Men can get HPV too, and they can get the vaccine as well! It's important for both genders to be vaccinated to fully eradicate the strain!

Aren’t you bathing neophytes cute?

Stay pressed.

“You have to give death a chance”? That’s so metal.

My husband’s grandmother at her 100th birthday party (attended by the city mayor): “I don’t let them give me flu shots. You have to give death a chance.”

If I get to 110 I will have a morphine / whiskey IV twenty four seven and will curse the heavens upon waking.

If there is any kindness in the world, 90%.

IS FLOSSIE GON’ HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH?

They had sex before this! They had sex before this! No!

I am terrible at this, I had to look multiple times to see the differences they were so subtle to my eye. Still, good on her for not only noticing, but taking a stand against it in a positive way that acknowledges that it was a mistake to begin with