Pfft, we didn’t even get diamonds for our rings. We got tanzanite, because it’s prettier and far more rare. Our rings aren’t huge, but that’s because we didn’t want gaudy bling on our fingers.

oh god. this is upsetting but I can’t look away.

OMG this! My threshold for contributing to class is that I thoroughly understand the material AND have something substantial AND novel to add. With guys, they seem to believe they’re blessing the proceedings with the sound of their inane, uninformed fucking voices.

Kanye is a disaster of a human but I find Taylor Swift annoying. Her convenient feminism that only applies to her when her feelings get hurt and her “protect me” because I’m a little girl thing and that’s why you shouldn’t make fun of her fragile feelings is insufferable.

Kanyes’s new line is um, interesting.

Seriously. I’ve known 3 people who were on SSRIs well enough to talk about that stuff and all of them had some sort of sexual side effects.

tbh, i thought they were all models before reading the article. i didn’t even realize two were plus size. also a size 14 is a lot different on someone who is 5'11

Love the ocean for keeping it real. And love octopi for being smart motherfuckers who show zoologist that THEY ARE NOT HERE TO ENTErTAIn HUMANS!

He said he was in debt, not broke. I’d imagine most of us are in some form of debt or another.

All true.

What the fuck did I just read?

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

I want to hug him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That sounds adorable! What moderately child-friendly movie are you forcing upon your spawn? I recommend the Emperor’s New Groove, if only because it’s on Netflix and I was watching it last night. I laugh every time.

love this.

Ok. So Kayne is a musical genius some say.

Just spoke to my dad earlier who seems to be exhibiting early signs of dementia. Hearing things like “You are great” and “I’m proud of you” give you an indescribable feeling of love. I don’t ever want to not hear those things again. When the time comes, though, those are the things you’ll always remember.

Definitely a NSFW story, unless you don’t have any concerns about your coworkers seeing you cry. Fantastic writing, your grandfather was right.