both are equally ugly

Hahaha! It’s just the euphemism brands use to sell pleather for too much.

Wanna sleep over?

No, the only weird thing that has happened (that I know of) is I woke up one morning and my kitchen was clean. Dishwasher loaded, pots scrubbed clean.

I’ve got my fingers crossed for a Vanessa Bayer cameo as Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy:

What? I use my credit card for everything. It doesn’t mean I don’t have money in my bank account. This is 2016, who still pays for things in cash?

(Seriously though Candice Cameron deserves to live on a planet without dogs.)

I’m going to be pedantic here but everybody is genetically predisposed to getting cancer. It’s called ‘being alive’. Now whether you die of something else before it develops or are likely to get it earlier than is usual is what you really want to know!

And with that even I cannot defend Kanye any more.

I never get the people who complain about the Oscars being too long. If I had something important to be doing I wouldn’t be watching the Oscars in the first place.

It IS hard, because so much of parenting involves forcing kids to do things they don’t want to do. I think that’s why a lot of parents forget about consent, because they have to spend so much energy of “DO WHAY I SAY DAMMIT.”

Right on, r.e. consent! I teach my three-year-old son about consent all the time. Opportunities arise all the time that are not about sex but make the point. Just this morning, for example, my son was trying to put his foot in my face repeatedly (charming! haha), and I said no. He asked why, and I explained that it’s…

My mother likes to pretend that she was very open about sex and that we were encouraged to talk to her about anything but...her reading my diary throughout my teenage years, her grilling me about if I had had sex yet (when I didn’t date or go out....), and her giving my older sister the silent treatment for 10 weeks…

I bought her a vibrator when she was 16 (after she asked for one), and I agonized about it: am I a Terrible Parent if I do this? Or am I helping her?

Emadi was put on the human rights sanctions list by the European Court of Justice in 2013. The sanction was upheld in December 2015, meaning he’s unable to travel to Europe and any assets he has there have been frozen.

I read the headline as if the Countess herself had hooked up with the two other housewives and thought “wow, I didn’t know housewives did that on the show”. I clearly need to sleep better tonight.

Thats the Houston hub, where you need to take those dumb trams to different terminals. I think in Atlanta its all connected so you can at least run for life if you are using totally different airlines for your connection. ive never had that happen to me in Atlanta.

Seriously! The Atlanta airport is far better than many other crappy, cramped, dark airports in the country. Also: One Flew South.

whuuuut. Atlanta airport is awesome! They have minute suites, which without fail I will empty my wallet for, even for a short layover.

This is awesome. Now, all other airports need to follow suit!