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This was a huge thing on one of Bernies facebook meme groups. People posted pictures of their attempts, some of them were pretty great actually. It seems to have died down lately (as in within the past three days) as the group has gotten bigger. Kidz and their memes amirite?

Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

Its a snarky reference to the way people have been talking about the quarter back of the Panthers, who’s black, and does end zone dances (just like a zillion white quarter backs) but because he’s dabbing (and is black) instead of doing, I don’t know, the mashed potato or something, people are making it into a respect

It’s a reference to the letter a white lady wrote complaining about Cam Newton’s celebratory dance, the dab. She just ended her routine with it and incorporated other urban dance moves some people (haters) might find distasteful.

I’m a UCLA grad with a 10 year old daughter who’s an aspiring gymnast (casual fun kind, not the go live with your coach in another state kind). This is awesome and I encourage anyone who’s interested to go check out a UCLA meet, especially if you have kids. It’s super fun and the tickets are like $10. Plus it shatters

Fox already dodged a bullet when they unceremoniously dropped Pam Oliver in favor of the younger (and lily white) Andrews. They had to scramble to placate Oliver enough to keep that bullshit more/less under wraps.

Umm.... so men have to keep their young looks? Is that why Skip Bayless looks like an old shoe? Jason Whitlock? Tony Kornheiser?

Maybe I’m fucking nuts, but... but... Colleen Dominguez still looks great.

I guess y’all never heard of Flemish Giants? Well, here you go.

I only saw one male student get that disrespectful with one of my lady professors. The whole class was like, “dude, come on, no...” and the tension was so thick, but then he persisted and just pushed her over the top in the middle of her lecture. She pointed at the door and said GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM AND DO

That Larry David clip was absolutely legit. I’d vote for Bernie just for four years of bizarro Curb skits on SNL.

Hmm, I’d say the thing about Sheldon is that he’s clearly autistic.

I would be so fucking charitable with my winnings, no lie.

Yeah. I feel mean, but my first thought was 'dang, those some ugly babies.'

Those are some ugly ass babies. I love how Esme’s all like, “Fuck the fuck off, Scarlett,” and Evangline is basically a moustache-less William Howard Taft, with that featureless face and beady little eyes.

It’ll put hair on your fetus.

Anal ecstasy is the best ecstasy.

Why aren’t more people concerned about child molestation? Animal abuse? Starvation? Cancer? Anti-vaxxers? Nuclear bombs? 500 Days of Kristin?

Yep- this is exactly what my bf said last night. She was very uncomfortable in a very-uncomfortable-by-nature situation, which makes her a human. A beautiful, smart, genuine human who served our country and is a veteran at the age of 24. She will end up with someone with way more to offer her than 48 conversations