I still don’t understand how guys walk around all day with stuff clanging around between their legs.

I once changed a diaper so foul, I threw open the window and puked all while maintaining a firm grip on baby atop of the changing table.

(Clover Hope?)

Exactly! I can usually get over weird baby names, but I can’t stand names that don’t flow/are awkward to see. And York Banks Asla has a flow factor of about 1. Even York Asla Banks would be better. Separates the K sounds more.

I don’t hate York as a name on its own, and even York Asla is not the worst. But the repeating K sound in York Banks just makes me cringe.

I have a savings account with York Banks Asia. They offer great interest rates.

158,000 what a reasonable price! I would pay that!

Rob and Black Chyna are being so petty. And I fucking love it! The Kardashians are one to talk about loyalty. Kim kicked Rob out of her wedding and none of them came to the hospital when he was sick. It’s obvious Kris doesn’t care about him because she can’t pimp him out like she does the rest of her children. If I…

The Compton hat made me want to punch my screen.

Yeah but my body doesn’t try to trick me to make and then give birth to kittens.

It actually frightens me how within the past year I am no longer terrified of babies, and am now simply indifferent towards them.

It is a cat, so it is definitely the Gone Girl thing.

Actually, that was just the hair. Eventually it came in contact with the guy underneath it and now are bonded for life in symbiosis.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

South Florida has all kinds of weird shit running around because people buy exotic pets and when they find out they are a bitch/expensive to take care of they just turn them loose on a golf course.

I wont claim to know the circumstances of this break up, but it sounds like for the past few years he has been the king of "WHATEVER BITCH ITS NOT LIKE I LIKED YOU ANYWAY"

Seriously, this is just excellent twitter nonsense. I wish Shade Court was still around...just a beautiful, stank, mess.

Vanessa, is there any chance you can arrange more cross-postings to Jezebel or Vitals? I think there’s relevance for both sites (particularly this article), but mainly I hate the idea that After Hours got another shot only for it to die off again because its commentariat (understandably) didn’t know it’d been reborn.