YES to this! After much internal resistance, I went on Lexapro last year and it changed. My. LIFE. I finally understood what it was like to live without that refrigerator hum of anxiety eternally in the background, and it was so freeing.

I used to take anxiety meds daily, but found that once I got my antidepressants in line, I was able to get off the anxiety stuff to situational needs. Good for you for doing what you needed to get better!

PSA: Don’t be ashamed to treat your anxiety with meds. I started Effexor two months ago, and it’s honestly changed my life. I can’t believe I resisted for so long!

They’re young and cute and having a great time snorting up all that fun but then the bill comes due.

TBF, that description applies to most humans. Or at least a lot of the ones I've known.

You know it’s bad when the only highlight in the dirt bag is Gwyneth Paltrow.

I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

“I’m up here presenting because I’m a famous, talented, gifted, respected actor. And now, without further ado, I’ll announce the all-white nominees who have been declared to be stronger performers than me or literally any other minority entertainer!”

Having the only African Americans on stage as PRESENTERS at the Oscars is a little...uncomfortable feeling.

I hate it. There seems to be soooo much more slobber involved than in regular oral and I’m too distracted by sucking cock to enjoy what the guy is doing. Also, asphyxiation by scrotum is not what I want my mother to read on my death certificate. Do not want.

i am telling you its overrated

ugh no, horrible, so distracting.

“Deadhead Barbie”

Not everyone cleans things out all the time. Especially when these things happen spontaneously (like when the dishwasher repairman shows up half naked and randy.) Also, things are constantly moving around in your gut, as soon as you clean the last bit out of the chute- more stuff can and will shuffle down to take its…

came here to say the same thing. I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON MY PLEASURE SO 69 IS DUMB. Can’t we just take turns like non-monsters?

And by the time you’re all in the same mood (i.e., sloshed) you’re gonna be too drunk to maintain position/boner.

Yes! I mean for someone with a short attention span, 69 is a nightmare. Either it starts feeling good and I slack off, or I can’t even get off because I’m concentrating on pleasuring the other person.

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...