Thank you. Saving this. This is partly what it’s about, for me.

Exactly.

We should carry extras in case someone asks about ours.

Amen

Equal opportunity molesting!

FOOD FIGHT!

That is the funniest damn thing I’ve heard in a very long time.

Exactly. I’m in OR, too, and heard this morning there are over 2 million ballots going out this week, which is gigantic for us.

Not every Republican is a raving, gun-toting maniac.

Mail-in voting needs to be a thing nationwide. That is all.

DAMN!

I wonder what Ann Coulter has to say about it all.

I love your dad. I feel bad for him and those Republicans who understand that Trump is the biggest twad to ever grace a platform and grip a lecturn, with tiny, sweaty hands and hair the color of ear wax.

Get out the popcorn!

What did we do before skin-to-skin became a thing? Did we all turn into deprived, psycho kids? No. If it doesn’t happen right away, don’t worry. There will be plenty of time later on.

I need to watch this now. ‘99 was a good year.

Bible!

Right there with you. Totally. Sobriety is a bitch, but it’s better than the alternatives.

Krowd. A krowd of Kardashians.

I’m sober, so I can’t join in on the drinking games. Instead, I cuss at and flip off the tv.