I prefer Gaga over Grande. At least Gaga doesn’t go around licking donuts, and having her staff carry her like a child.

School is real life, not tv, not internet. Teachers need to remember they are role models for young minds. They’re not the students’ pals, they are helping these kids learn how to navigate this world. Rude comments and cussing at them isn’t doing them any good.

*nods* That would work, too.

Let Gen Pop take care of his scrawny ass. Literally.

Large amounts of duct tape is the only way my boobs would stay together in one of those suits. And I’m not even going to consider what the rest of it would look like. Not after 3 kids and menopause.

Side note: Chevy Chase is going into treatment to get sober. Send him some good mojo, Jezzites. The man deserves it.

I’m reading this on a Galaxy S3. Just thought I’d say that.

Too much. Too muhfugging much.

She didn’t want to testify, probably out if fear. His defense atty, Ben Goodwin, said, “What are we wasting our time with this case for? If she doesn’t want to testify and go on with this case, then what are we doing here?” I hope the bastard has nightmares every night for the rest of his life. I’m so damn mad, and…

Here’s my baby, Lucy. She came back home recently

Kate’s no shining star, either. In one episode, she, the kids, and her personal asst were out camping in an RV, and she was yelling at the asst about the stupidest stuff imaginable. The poor kids looked miserable.

And my cat came home after being lost for two weeks!

“America’s royal family”? How much did they pay you to call them that?

You had to mention fucking Hulk Hogan.

Well, wonderful. Srsly.

That reminds me of the sugar free gummy bears poops stories on Amazon a few years back. Now we know what the real culprit is.

Then there was the Family Feud episode where the head of the family was a 26-yr old lady, who married when she was 13, and had a baby girl. Baby girl got married at 13, and had a baby. Mom was a grandma at 26.

Have mercy. All the very best to you, friend.

I’m not going.

Good for her. As a receptionist in a family law office, I can tell you that the moment someone decides to file and get out if a crappy relationship is damn near magical. I see people come out of their inital consult breathing deeply and with a smile that may be a little shaky, but with decent people to guide them and…