Hey, man. Marijuana is a serious problem.

Figured that’s what you meant. But I’m a bitter, angry man with nothing left to do but correct strangers on the internet and wait for the coming apocalypse to finally put an end to the devastating tragedy that is the Washington Capitals.

It’s because of the fact that, despite those impressive numbers, you get the feeling that he’s always half assing it and can get those type of stats on his physical ability alone.

This is pretty gross and distasteful, but at the same time...

Oh, gee, thanks for telling me, a black person, about what black people want!

Because there’s a genuine difference. With ebonic names it’s to show solidarity with African-American culture. There’s actually been studies regarding ebonic names.

Impractical Jokers is fantastic comedy gold. I will fight, and inevitably get knocked out, by anyone who disagrees.

If there’s one thing the kids love these days, it’s Barney Miller references.

This is so stolen from Lebatard’s show.

I dislike Simmons as much as the next Deadspin Commenter, but this pretty clearly reads to me as him being pissed that bystanders let this go on.

Is this not the typical white guy reaction though? In general white people cant accept that racism is real until they see somebody hang a black person with their own eyes.

Why?

“Lebron is probably better than Jordan”

I have spent the last 5 years of my life calling the Browns’ 2012 first round selections as the worst single round in NFL history. And that is mostly based on the fact that the Browns traded up to get Richardson... from the Vikings. Who had zero interest in him. The Browns- I’ve always argued- literally gave away…

Here’s some more reaction from Chicago!

Did you confuse Michael Smith with Stephen A Smith? Because your description of Michael Smith sounds nothing like him.

Yes, and the pattern was broken by the third sentence.

“anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?”

I say this as a POC...SC6 is absolute garbage. Props to them for getting a prime spot and a lot of advert backing to do it....but it is awful.

I ranted about this in Slack, but what bothers me about these bullshit foul calls the most (because I am the kind of weirdo who thinks about things in these terms) is: They’re not penalizing defenders for breaking basketball rules. They’re affirmatively rewarding offensive players for successfully play-acting.