leakypipes
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So you thought that was going in when he rose up? That’s all I mean by expect. That was a bad shot, plain and simple.

This is a bad take and you should feel bad. Mike played on some of the best teams in NBA history.

What?

Curry doesn’t have that personality? Do you live on planet earth?

LOL, c’mon, it was “blatantly obvious meddling” when the refs ejected a dude who’d whipped his mouthpiece into the front row and hit a fan with it? The Warriors were down a dozen with four minutes to play when that happened, and no player in the NBA would not have been ejected in those circumstances. You’ll have to

The playoffs have undoubtedly been anti climatic thus far, but i have enjoyed watching incredibly talented athletes/ball players put on a show night in and out. The Warriors may be a little detestable at this point, but they truly do play a beautiful almost pornographic style of basketball which is a joy to watch.

Nice. Floor sweep truther. Need something to make this series exciting.

I’m glad that after coaching the Knicks, things seem to be improving for Fisher.

the Cavs without LeBron are a borderline playoff team, as we have seen time and again when he doesn’t play, so basically they are a “super team” only bc of his transcendent talent. And how exactly did Kyrie bail his ass out? If my memory serves me right, LJ lead both teams in all major statistical categories, so he

Yeah, Emma, how could you have forgotten that one game six weeks ago when a seven-seed briefly crawled out of an 0-2 hole before their heavily-favored opponent finished stomping them out?

I know I’m supposed to root against the Warriors for ... reasons? But they play beautiful basketball on both ends of the court (even in a sloppy game like tonight’s), they have a chance to make history (again), and I’d like to see KD get a ring, so, sorry; the heart wants what it wants. I hope GSW sweeps.

Potpourri?

I never knew people thought CB was racist? What’s the origin story here?

When I moved to Chicago we came up through Indiana and took the SkyWay in to the city. At a toll booth I put in a $20 bill and got back $24 in Sacajaweas. Talk about hitting the jackpot!

“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.

I took the uh to be a shot a Vox, not Simmons

he still cracks out a column about some half-baked NBA takes every now and then. they’re pretty “jordan on the wizards” though.

I know them as twizzlers, or licorice (which I know isn’t 100% accurate).

It was obviously Gisele. You get used to a fancy dog licking your ass clean and you’ll never stoop to double-ply Charmin again.

I don’t think his friend was sober enough to recognize a supermodel, that was probably a run o’ the mill headpiece-wearing boob-having intoxicated festival-goer.