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I know that the owner can have this car blown up or sent to the bottom of the ocean because they own it can can do whatever they want with it, but it’s a shame that it isn’t actually used for anything other than an investment piece.

That made me laugh way more than it should, take my stupid blue star. ♥

The Judge did rule in Mecum’s favor, that we could sell this car.

SUPERTRAPPS! Back when plugging exhaust was cool.

It has been a while:

Truer words were never spoken. I freind of mine just bought a nice ‘15 Audi A4 and was excited to tell me he was getting almost 30 MPG on the highway. My wife’s Mercedes with the 3.5 liter, 302 HP V6 gets 32.

HEY!! My 90's pick up truck handles a hell of a lot better than the Captiva, thank you. 

You take that back! Properly prepared, tofu can be an excellent source of low-fat protein. There is absolutely nothing you can do to improve a Captiva, short of recycling it.

...there are Dart and Cruze fanboys?...

That actually surprises you? What’s worse is

I somehow never pictured Florida Man driving anything newer than a 1990 pickup.

I just typed socks and sandals into google image search. I found the guy who wrote that email. I bet he is an accountant and is told by all his co-workers he is the coolest guy they have ever met.

For real hate you need to insult the capabilities of half ton trucks. Remember all the anger from Tracy comparing the payload on some little Indian truck to an F150? People reacted like you had slapped their mothers.

He must be one of the “Real People” that Chevy is marketing to.

First, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING objectionable about the Chervolet Captiva.

Call it the weekly Jalopnik hate bait.

Especially if the article starts off with “No, and here’s why it’s great.” You just know there’s enough people on the internet who’ll only read the title and go straight to complaining.

Well, we have our own Plymouth Voyager aficionado