“Was never accused of rape to our knowledge” is about as low a bar as a low bar can be set for the candidates.

Zuma’s sexual practices, likely inspiration for both The Spear and R Is for Respect, also summon controversy. He is “a Zulu polygamist who has married six times, and has four current wives and 21 children.” Moreover, “he has admitted fathering one child out of wedlock in 2010 and once stood trial for and was acquitted…

Man, this straddles the line between racism and political satire so closely that I honestly do not know what to think. It probably doesn’t help that I’m not South African.

Scott’s parents were jewish, and both died within the last year. They’re rich, but they’re not WASPs (White Angle Saxon Protestants). They seemed to be decent people, but as you well know, an addict will do what they do regardless of their family situation. It’s not always the fault of the family that the addict does…

I was going to make a dick/blow job joke but then I thought better of it...

Is it physically impossible for Taylor Swift to close her mouth, you guys? I’m concerned.

That dog looks like he’s seriously reconsidering his life choices.

this tweet makes me genuinely uncomfortable.

That dog looks like the creepy sort of stuffed animal you’d find at a vintage shop in a small town that’s been on the decline ever since the trains stopped running through it.

Scott is far and away the most entertaining person on that mindless guilty pleasure of a show. While I realize he’s a terrible person for all intents and purposes, I really just can’t help but dread his absence.

Scott, you strange, meta TV diamond, I will miss you.
I invite you all to a Scott Disick gif party, a farewell to this fancy, fancy man. Time: Right now. Place: This comment thread. BYOGif.

I have an inexplicable affection for him too. He seems fame hungry and judgmental to me as well, but like, he also once bought and used a fancy man’s cane for no real reason and how do I dislike someone who does that?

I hope he stays on the show. He amuses me, particularly when he is sober.

I like the guy. No reason, but the rest of them seems both fame hungry and judgmental, which is a terrible combination.

I have medical knowledge. No, a panic attack can’t kill you.