So they don’t think that the internet is an endless torrent of anonymous hate streaming from behind a billion computer screens, even while they are bombarded by anonymous hate sent from a billion computer screens.

Because the number one thing I want coworkers and potential employers to see when they google me is “She could have called back after that one night stand... Bitch didn’t even let me spend the night... Sorry for the drunk post.”

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

I just assumed that Peeple was viral marketing for season 3 of Silicon Valley.

Yet another role that could have gone to a naturally bald actor.

Goddammit, they made good clothes. And they had decent labor rights standards (no, idgaf about the corporate level)

Like... yeah... but also... that sounds sad? Like maybe she was really depressed? IDK. That whole quote made me like :|

maybe people have a problem with using slavery as a metaphor? like using rape as a metaphor?

Wow, your school made you read Crime and Punishment? Epic cool. I just got a zillion Shakespeare plays.

I’m just going to leave this quote from the first part of the interview here:

Yes. Shh stop clarifying things, people enjoy misunderstanding things.

Spoiler alert - this whole unicorn thing is just a way for Nicole to lure virgins to her house so she can sap their youth and keep looking forever young. I’m on to you, Nicole.

Shhh. There’s no space for rationality here - we’re on the internet and it’s been at least five minutes since we were outraged.

We all know that T-shirt is referencing slavery as in the metaphorical corporate/consumer/societal expectations slavery, not literal human subjugation slavery, right? Since its being contrasted with the term rebel and the play is about suffragettes?

I mean, isn’t the general thing about slavery that people don’t want to be slaves?

That would actually read, “8 year old Raiders fan pulls gun on priest”

If the kid was a Raiders fan, he would gotten the drop on the priest.

Of course, the media left out the part where the priest offered to let the kid hold the gun there himself, saying, “So you too can feel like a Giants fan, my son.”

To be fair, the kid was screaming “WITNESS ME!” and jumping on the hood of their car.