The “substance” of the entire Bernie campaign is that old white man writing checks he damn well knows his ass can’t cash.

So my brother bought my kid legos at Christmas and after a couple months me of avoiding this fact by hiding them, my kid found and opened one of the boxes this morning. Now we’re all footsore.

I’ve always suspected that is my cat’s story too - she is a wee thing and is extremely maternal. I like to think her flabby belly (not unlike my own after having a baby) is from young motherhood and not because we overfed her the first year we had her.

Krispy takes requests.

Speaking of making biscuits, this guy was making biscuits and love eyes after getting put into a cat carrier and being rescued. That never happens. He was just so glad to be rescued, I guess

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Shelter Cat Update!

I mean, the gold standard for this is Every Breath You Take, is it not? Creepy as heck. Brilliant song. 

But hate-mongering holy rollers weren’t thrilled that the loud and proud LGBTQ+ activist will be making his debut on the show.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I think in Excel.

Hemingway. The only book of his I was able to finish was The Old Man and the Sea.

So ... she’s a cat

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Shelter Cat Update!

Shit, I’m mentally ill. I don’t scam chumps and align with Nazis and cape for fame and wealth monsters.

Kids are a yes or no deal, and there really is no half-way point here. You either have them or don’t, and if partners are split in this issue, either the relationship is over, or someone is going to be pushed out of their dream.

Children need to be a dealbreaker for relationships.  Ideally, this is a topic you talk about when things start getting serious because you don’t want to be with someone for years only to find out their opinion on the matter is the total opposite of yours.  I agree with Harris that you can’t just try out kids on a…