I would read the fuck out of at that article if it were on Jez, because almost all of them are from Cosmo and they suck (pun intended).

Amazing that they got rid of the guy who worked under Jenna on the women’s collection, but kept Jenna, who of course approves everything, including the dreaded Tilly. She probably has a fat golden parachute. Which she’ll turn into pants. Which will be hella unflattering and expensive. #MoJennaMoProblems

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the downfall of J. Crew and Jenna Lyon’s taking over. They might want to address that. Also, try to make clothes that aren’t fucking hideous, are good quality, and don’t cost a fuck ton.

I would be more likely to shop Jcrew if they didn't attach a final sale to their internet clearance items. Fuck that noise. You don't carry half the shit in your stores so I can't even try it on there and then order it online when it goes on clearance. ESPECIALLY THE SHOES.

I hope this is a move for the better for J Crew. I’ve always loved them for basics, but even at their old prices their clothes were more of a splurge for me. At this point they have gone completely off the rails. Anyone who wants to pay hundreds of dollars per piece isn’t going to do it at J Crew which is basically a…

I think this horse has already been beaten, but I’m going to say it again: J. Crew’s sales have not been helped by the seriously terrible quality of items they’ve been churning out. Why would I continue to spend my money there when their machine washable clothing gets holes after two or three washes. Fuck you, J. Crew.

I feel like many bridge designers/labels are now more affordable than J Crew and with better fabrics/construction...something is wrong. If I’m going to spend $400 on something, J Crew would never even cross my mind.

How long did they think they could get away with a 200% mark up anyway?

Um, can we have sex, now?

1. Not necessarily. While I *can* climax when only the tongue is used, it’s pretty elusive. Adding an element of penetration helps so much (for me).

Alright, first take a deep breath. The finger thing is normal. Scientists recently discovered that the area typically referred to as the G-spot is actually the other end of the clitoris, you can read more about it here: http://io9.com/5876335/until-… Some women like vaginal insertion when receiving oral, some don’t.

I take offense to this as a person who has sucked a lot of dicks (I don’t actually take offense, tbc)

Actually though this is something that I hate. Preferences in how you style your pubes/how other parties style their pubes is one thing, couching it in the language of “courtesy” or “cleanliness” or “grooming” is quite another. It’s not discourteous not to shave your face or armpits or less, or your pubes.

It took a pretty embarrasing amount of time for me to realize that. Now, whenever I hear that -

Yeah, too many people think “don’t stop” means “faster!”

20 minutes is the average time it takes for women to become aroused enough to achieve orgasm. This process generally begins before actual cunnilingus has started, so by the time you get down there there’s maybe only more like 5-10 minutes left.

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.

Keep in mind that some women won’t know what they like, either bc they have never experienced cunnilingus before or have only experienced mediocre cunnilingus. If you keep asking, and they keep not answering, at some point you have to switch tactics. Instead of, “what do you like?” try, “do you like this?” while…

Consistency is key for most women, so once you’ve found something that works, stick to it and do not stray from the path!