You clearly haven’t even bothered to look up what Spring Mountain is, because it’s literally that. There’s also a Cadillac V school that’s the same thing. Owners get free tuition (you pay travel), others can pay a grand or two and choose a vehicle.

We can look forward to an updated Ghibli, Quattroporte, and Levante next year, with a new SUV, new sports car, and new Granturismo planned for 2021, and then an all new Quattroporte and Levante in 2023.

Price is fine, it’s inexpensive considering what you get. But what can this accomplish that my 4Runner cannot?

I’m not sure why there are six Mack stories on the front page right now, but I choose not to question this reality and be grateful. Also, if the editorial powers that be are reading this, handing Mack the keys to Jalopnik every weekend is the best possible move in the history of moves.

Found the boomer! Probably from one of the worse states, too, if connected to someone paying for college themselves. What should we talk about first, before throat cancer from cigarettes or some other weird disease from painting interior walls with lead (lmao remember when you guys did that?) depletes the boomers’…

Found the person who’s never left the state of Ohio!

“I have designed the perfect hood prop rod for voles” - Jason Torchinsky

Sounds good. The car you need is an M2 Competition, the only M2 available, and it costs $60,000. It’s perfect and you can order one today.

Wow, so that can run multiple freezers and refrigerators for what, twenty minutes?

Meh. It’s a prototype team, and they still won by several minutes like everyone knew they would. Who even gives a shit? Above the GTE Pro cars, Le Mans is an expensive parade run by uninteresting “prototypes” that aren’t even allowed to run as fast as they’re capable of (see: the Porsche 919 victory tour). Zero…

Ahh, Cadillac

Everyone here is talking about RWD with snows vs AWD with snows. 2005 would like it’s cool, hip revelation back though.

I’m well aware. There are tons in Vermont, Boston, and throughout New England.

Big whup, my Mercedes wagons could fit 7 while being actually elegant

Here’s a take that’s apparently hot, but shouldn’t be:

Given that Lexus still brings this damn thing to auto shows and presents it like a new car, I’d say they’re coming out with another special edition LFA. Because fuck it, they have it on a press tour already, so why not?

Looking forward to seeing shots from Le Mans itself, as opposed to Willow Springs, Road Atlanta, and the Savannah Speed Classic track (a.k.a. the dirt lot behind the Ritz-Carlton). Did they spend their whole budget on Damon and Bale to the point that they couldn’t even TRY to make it look like Le Mans?

Doesn’t change the fact that they should have called the current ones “V-Sport”. Only option for the next level is to call it “V.R” like the race cars, but that still demolishes the brand hierarchy. It should be:

None of that changes the fact that drivers can decide at a moment’s notice to go do literally anything else. As far as the law is concerned, they can stop driving at any time; because of that, Uber is a terrible thing to do full-time unless you’re retired or bored. Everything you’ve said is accurate—but asking or…