St. Louis.

If you wear this shirt, women will think you’re rich and classy.

Trolls are like chicken pox.

Be thankful you’re not PG’s hand.

SYNERGY BITCH

Sorry about losing your job, Stef.

Not sure if he’s their best writer (Torchinsky comes to mind), but he may be their best reporter.

Welcome to Sploid!

Sure, there are fail safes.

+1 dead child.

One of my friends drove one of these in high school (I think it was an ‘84). He put a massive subwoofer in the back, but didn’t bolt it down. It was so light, that the subwoofer sliding around would regularly upset the balance of the car!

There’s a very important piece of information missing.

This COTD would’ve been but a drop in the ocean for Ash78.

I thought you might be, considering you're the head coach.

My car wouldn’t start once.

Might as well call this place 4chan with garbage like this.

Hakuna Takata, what a terrible phrase
Hakuna Takata, ain’t no passing craze
It means grave worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem laced philosophy, Hakuna Takata

Sadly, the conversion van’s shining moment in cinema history was too little, too late.

Cool story bro

I’d take both.