That’s a ton of words to write for an April Fool’s prank.

This is so underrated.

Wait until you see one in person.

This kills the tire.

Generic buzz cut.

If you don't trust anyone with a generic crew cut, you probably have some deep-seeded trust issues.

Jeez man, that's like $900 in extra miles.

This is why you get the normal P-Zeros on your road car, not the TRACK DAY BRO Corsas.

It's the hairline. :(

I'm no expert so don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure it came from a piece of automotive machinery.

The law is called the "Driver's Privacy Protection Act," and it was signed on September 13, 1994, by President Bill Clinton, who later remarked that he wished he hadn't signed it because "I never would've hooked up with Monica if I knew she drove a Neon."

Thanks, I'll send you my card.

I'm not judging him personally; just rethinking my decision to let him clean my teeth.

Yeah, I drive a Probe. No need to hate.

Susphinct-uh-er-succinctness is underrated, in my opinion.

He's a mouth physician. He studied the exact opposite of poop.

Not necessarily. He could be having those little nugget-type poops.

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I'm sorry Piers, but erasing all memories of your interactions doesn't mean you've never met him.