Oh god, fucking Empire.

They won’t.

And if you simply MUST go to the movies, please strictly quarantine for the preceding 14 days, ensure that you use PPE and maintain an appropriate distance from other patrons, and after the show, please kill yourself promptly.

Are we really going to complain about EA not releasing enough games? EA is a gargantuan operation with multiple studios but actually giving these studios time instead of going for yearly releases is a great thing. Imagine a Dragon Age without crunch.

Minority communities were impacted greater than white communities. This has led to a presumption by white communities that susceptibility to Coronavirus is tied to socio-economic/race conditions. NOT, with being in non-essential jobs or being able to work from home.

People here are asking “Who approves this shit?” One of the people who approved this shit was me.

THEY SHOWED ME BIG TIDDIED EVIL WOMEN SO I’M IN

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

Lol where have you been the last 4 years?

who the fuck is renee zelwedger?

I loled

i’ve got to save this one..

I’m sorry, but this has me dying!! Seriously, just tears.

oh no

Season 7 is about people. It’s about connections. It’s not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Now THIS is a musical I’d like to see....

It is usually a bad idea to keep your house key in your wallet if your id has your current home address.

It is usually a bad idea to keep your house key in your wallet if your id has your current home address.

The worst IRL man I encountered today — the smarmy scrotum slinger who showed up at the protest in a vest and tie, presumably on his lunch break from his job at Game Stop, to very loudly mansplain all sorts of crap about how shitty Hillary Clinton is to the women who had gathered.

But if Beyoncé Tweeted those same words...

But not too literal since they love bacon and shrimp.