They won’t.

And if you simply MUST go to the movies, please strictly quarantine for the preceding 14 days, ensure that you use PPE and maintain an appropriate distance from other patrons, and after the show, please kill yourself promptly.

Are we really going to complain about EA not releasing enough games? EA is a gargantuan operation with multiple studios but actually giving these studios time instead of going for yearly releases is a great thing. Imagine a Dragon Age without crunch.

Minority communities were impacted greater than white communities. This has led to a presumption by white communities that susceptibility to Coronavirus is tied to socio-economic/race conditions. NOT, with being in non-essential jobs or being able to work from home.

People here are asking “Who approves this shit?” One of the people who approved this shit was me.

THEY SHOWED ME BIG TIDDIED EVIL WOMEN SO I’M IN

who the fuck is renee zelwedger?

I loled

i’ve got to save this one..

I’m sorry, but this has me dying!! Seriously, just tears.

oh no

It is usually a bad idea to keep your house key in your wallet if your id has your current home address.

It is usually a bad idea to keep your house key in your wallet if your id has your current home address.

The worst IRL man I encountered today — the smarmy scrotum slinger who showed up at the protest in a vest and tie, presumably on his lunch break from his job at Game Stop, to very loudly mansplain all sorts of crap about how shitty Hillary Clinton is to the women who had gathered.

But if Beyoncé Tweeted those same words...

This is a tough call as I think Justin Timberlake should be muted all the time. Can’t stop that feeling!

No one one is gay like Gaston,
No one is fey like Gaston,
No one can gather the hairy bears like Gaston.

Not mine, but Leon’s.

But Alt-Right sounds so much better than Racist Nazi Cocksuckers

Mr. Trump at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I’m estranged from my mother and a sibling and consequently am known as the bitch in the family so I have definitely heard the comments about “rising above it” and “forgive and forget.” It’s so unfair because the people who say that have absolutely NO understanding of the full reality of the trauma and abuse and still…