He’ll tell the Turkey it’s fired, then the secret service will execute it in front of the children.
“Bunch of moochers looking for free government eggs! Sad!”
The turkey won’t show up. Then Trump will claim there was a whole flock.
Were we separated at birth? I also hit “display” on movies to see how much time is left (will the plot work itself out or not?).
I do something similar: I look at the non-spoilery reviews on goodreads. If there are several reviews about how the book doesn’t get any better and they wish they hadn’t wasted time on it, then I stop.
Contrariwise, if there are several reviews that say “the first half of this book was so tedious, but the last half…