He took his ball, but he gave him a valuable life lesson.

I hear the Scat Pack is the shit.

It’s so mangled you can barely tell it’s a Mustang anymore.

Why put ketchup, a red sauce made predominantly of high fructose corn syrup, on a hot dog when you have an actual fucking tomato?

Stand up person? Who the fuck is dumb enough to put their own body on the line for an infinitesimal portion of a massive corporation’s profits.

Honestly, this all checks out to me. Infinities and Nissans are equally boring and crossovers and sedans- are they really that different? In practice, not in the slightest.

ALL CARS SHOULD BE 4x4 MANUAL PREVIAS FULL STOP

As a former Ranger owner, may I advance an alternate theory: the catastrophic failure has less to do with the Ranger’s payload rating (up to 1550 lbs depending on model) and more to do with all of the structural members having been replaced with convincing replicas made of rust.

My money’s on a biker losing his gun mid-ride and it getting kicked up by another vehicle. Looks beat up.

Yeah! Robots are so endearing when they try to act human.

Calling this a “tuning issue” is insane and revealing. This is a fundamental failure. An autonomous car’s first priority should be to not kill people, period. Scrap it and scrap Uber while you’re at it.

The robots have now killed. They have tasted the path to freedom. How sweet it tastes.

So it’s not just a clever name, then?

If you’re progressive, then you’re interested in looking at the systemic and institutional causes of individual difficulties. One “voluntarily” takes a shitty Uber gig when good jobs dry up due to concerted efforts to erode labor laws and worker protections by companies like Uber. The gig economy is predicated on the…

I read “Lada Niva on Diplo” to the tune of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida in my head. Carry on.

If you go to buy a used car, read the codes. If the monitors are not all ready, they’ve been recently cleared and the seller is trying to hide something. Walk away.

The F-250 has a 3500+ pound payload capacity yet the sense of freedom and manly adventure that comes from driving a pickup weighs nothing at all.

Pickup trucks should also be manual though and having a middle passenger on bench seat in a manual vehicle is a privilege reserved only for one’s most intimate acquaintances.