That is not how airline miles work. Domestic flights generally cost 20-30k miles and international are 50-60K miles. That’s coach, naturally.

The actions that the car takes are not under the control of the owner. This isn’t like owning a pet that bites someone. This is product malfunction that results in death or destruction. If your toaster is faulty and burns your house down the manufacturer is liable. This is the same.

Holy shit, Mother! is based on the Cat in the Hat?

Beware though, sometime the tools are not in, shall we say, pristine condition. I attempted to do ball joints on my truck this past fall with an [auto store A] loaner ball joint press, only to discover that the c-clamp portion was bent. Unusably so. I returned it and went to [auto store B] to borrow theirs. Got it…

It’s been done. Quite a number of times. http://www.powerracingseries.org/

It also beats the F-150 in that it is available with a manual transmission. Y’know, like a truck or something, instead of a minivan cosplaying as a truck.

....with a windshield wiper? This problem was solved quite a long time ago.

I gotta say, I do not like the no-grille thing. It just looks like this to me: