This. A million times this.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Chip Kelly’s system is a natural fit for them. The 49ers offense is already one of the quickest in the league at getting on and off the field.

For years—decades!—all everyone wanted was a way to pick and choose the cable channels they wanted. Just pay for the stuff they liked, and nothing else. That’s all. That couldn’t be so bad...

When asked why he did it, Nowak replied, “Just for kicks.”

Regardless of what Tampa Bay does, some other team is going to get either a really good defensive coordinator or a really bad head coach.

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”

this is like making a booty call and ending up just having phone sex.

Comes with historically-accurate smallpox virus!

Maybe it’s just a Washington team thing

This will go nicely with my white power tie!

The fact that he did that after another of his children was beaten to death is enough to label him a monster in my eyes.

There is value to looking at the totality of the evidence, but you also lose your critical eye if you take too broad of a look at things; Failing to see the trees for the forest, so to speak. Looking at evidence in a criminal case isn’t just about piling up all the “bad” evidence and if there’s enough “bad” in…

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I know that all of the financial institutions that I bank with have a “recurring payments” function.

No, see, that’s the part I’m most with you on. The virtual worthlessness of eye witness testimony. I read a book a few years ago called ‘Surviving Justice.’ First person accounts of people wrongfully convicted. Shattered my brain. What’s most disappointing is how many people in our justice system don’t see to get the…

Isn’t satire exempt from truth-in-advertising laws? No reasonable person can be expected to believe anyone wants to spend New Year’s Eve eating Domino’s pizza.

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Most banks already offer this functionality (to setup recurring payments, or to schedule payments for future dates).

When he asked his mother “what does ‘inconsistent’ mean?” and the mom was like “um . . . I dunno” I just hung my head and thought oh man, this poor guy is screwed.