Leslie Horn was in the greys?! Kinjaaaaaa!!!

“Plug” is usually slang for a connection to either drugs or weapons. Based on his “I can’t help you find Samp” line, someone is looking for weed. “Samp” being a reference to Sampson Simpson from Half-Baked. I hope that helped.

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

Man, this guy’s a real boy scout, huh?

Welp, I didn’t know dodging taxes ran afoul of federal law, but I promise to be compliant with federal law in the future. So all is forgiven, right?

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By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

As long as we’re throwing money at the problem, why not just go for the heated attached garage? Works wonders for me.

It’s 2016, hit your remote start 5 mins before heading out.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

“You’re too old to be yelling!”

Almost. It is indeed Slim Pickens, but from Blazing Saddles. Love me some Dr Strangelove though

starred for Dr. Strangelove reference.

Look. If they were racist and a joke, someone on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour would be making money on them.

Wouldn’t you think that preparing to be the president would include daily briefings on what in the wide wide world of sports is going on out there instead of just “which Friars Club am I at today?”

Past? He has a substance abuse present.

“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

I’m surprised he didn’t at least interview Al Pacino at one point.

Ted Turner fired Bobby Cox after the 1981 season. Asked at a press conference who was on his short list for manager, Turner replied, “It would be Bobby Cox if I hadn’t just fired him. We need someone like him around here.”

Fact is, Irsay said, it's not unusual for him to have that kind of cash.